5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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