AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
So many bounce houses so little time
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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