Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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