nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
this hospital has no fireball
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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