My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i think i scared a bird with my dick
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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