if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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