I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Nicole vs. Life
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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