They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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