she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
