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I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka

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the cocktail of hope

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(970): View more from Colorado

we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome

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(314): View more from Missouri

my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them

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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.

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(703): View more from Virginia

theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.

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(239): View more from Florida

i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.

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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..

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(434): View more from Virginia

Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?

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(805): View more from California

I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs

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