Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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