Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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