so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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