just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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