Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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