brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
