I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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