I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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