he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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