ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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