My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
this just has baby written all over it
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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