problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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