Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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