So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
someone threw a dead crab at me
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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