your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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