i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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