Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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