I heard we made out
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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