So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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