I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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