Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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