i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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