She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Randomize
