I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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