I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
we're making bets on your personal life
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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