he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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