ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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