I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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