I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize
