Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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