Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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