the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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