Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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