this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
