walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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