All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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