i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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