so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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