Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We got so high we made milksteak
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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