Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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