dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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