Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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