I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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