Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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