there was a trapeze. enough said
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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